I was in a museum recently, looking at some Art with a Capital A. Now, I work in a museum but, even so when I go away, such is the aching sadness of my little life that I find it hard to keep myself from visiting others, especially when they are full of Very Beautiful …
I read somewhere that the mirrors in some shop changing rooms are designed to make us look slimmer. It may be an urban myth, but it’s a smart plan anyway. Clearly, if the answer to the question, ‘Does my bum look big in this?’ is 'yes', or if, in my case, if I miraculously look …