I was cutting my hair last week. It helps that I have almost no hair to cut because having nothing to cut alleviates the problem of having zero expertise. However, I’ve been doing it for many years, with electric clippers, much as I imagine I might shear a sheep, and I’ve become fairly adept at …
On Monday, I went to be treated at the hospital. And not just any hospital. On Monday, I went to the Hospital of Dread and Doom. On Monday, I went to the Dental Hospital. I'm sure not everyone feels as I do about teeth, but I am not a brave man in the dentist’s chair. …
Today, Chris, is not a good day. Immediately after I leave you I am off to the dentist. Now my dentist is very nice but I would rather walk blindfolded the wrong way down the M1 than have to visit him. I am scared of the dentist. So scared that I seldom go, which everyone …